Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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