Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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