Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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