when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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