I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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