She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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