Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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