I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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