I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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