How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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