id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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