This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Holy sore nipples Batman
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I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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