dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.