We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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