Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
honey bunches of taint.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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