Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
What a fucking waste of an outfit
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
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Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
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