I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
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how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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