i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
