But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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