is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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