I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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