dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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