Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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