i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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