Where did you get a picture of my penis
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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