the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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