I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
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There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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