I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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