Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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