What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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