I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
PS: I just woke up from my shower
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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