We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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