How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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