i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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