After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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