Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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