I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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