Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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