i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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