first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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