I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Randomize
