the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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