His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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