yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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