I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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