You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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