i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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