Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
