absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
At least make sure they are 18
Why
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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