I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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