Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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