hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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