roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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