How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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