its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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